Ode to Bond. James Bond.
The art of the spy
Does not in conversation lie.
The moving mouth must make way
For the keen ear to hear what you say.
A furtive glance, a pregnant pause,
All used to glean effect and its true cause.
No code unbreakable, no secret safe
No silent missives to take to the grave.
A gentle stutter and Freudian slips,
Shall be coaxed from your red, determined lips…
A loophole, a gap, an involuntary leak,
Your heavy perfume cannot mask the reek…
Of the ugly truth in all its glory,
Cooperate, or you will be truly sorry.
The martini and seduction routine is fair
But there is so much more, one could dare
As these unfortunate villains are soon made aware;
At the end of the day, Bond simply doesn’t care.
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